No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.
For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.
Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.
"Thank you, Molly."
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
I lost it at the 16 Ss
So I know three of my followers on this blog irl, and I’m okay with them knowing I have a tumblr and seeing what I post here.
However, I have reason to believe that another one of you followers is someone I know in real life. That makes me very uncomfortable, not knowing which of these blogs you are.
If I know you irl, but we’ve never messaged on tumblr or you’ve never told me off tumblr that you have a tumblr/are following me, would you please message me? I do post about some personal stuff (more so on my side blog, though), and would like to be sure you aren’t going to talk about it to anyone.
I’m reblogging this again for visibility. However, the blog I suspect of being someone I know hasn’t been active all day…
- Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
- Me: don't
- Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
- Uterus: hardly any breaks??
- Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
- Uterus: if something were to
- Uterus: happen
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.